Mademoiselle Dee

Confessions of a Shopaholic

Today I’m wilfully spilling out the beans on the excuses I have made for the countless things I have bought over the years and setting my inner Rebecca Bloomwood free.

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Disclaimer: If you are a Shopaholic, you’ll understand, if you are not, please don’t judge…

  • Oh this? It’s not new, I’ve had it for years, you’ve just never seen me wear it.
  • I brought this back from my mum place, it was just sitting in a closet there.
  • My mum gave me this as a birthday present.
  • This is a press sample from work, we had an office clean up, so they just gave it to me.
  • I attended an event, they gave it to me as a thank you gift.
  • This was my leaving present from my work colleagues.
  • I had to buy it, I don’t have anything for that meeting next week that is black and not too short.
  • I will wear this with everything, it even goes with your shirt. Can I borrow your shirt?
  • This is not new, I’ve been wearing it for the past 6 months, keep up!
  • It was on sale, I saved so much money!
  • This is an investment piece, it’s cost will only go up over time, I’m making money on this!

I hope you enjoyed reading some of my creative thinking and had a little chuckle and also hopefully you have a few lines if ever in dire need!

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  8. Hahah! I love all these excuses and I have to admit.. I’ve used quite a few of them a few times.. Sometimes I Just laugh and say what? I’ve always had this! It’s so old!

    Glad I’m not the only one 😉

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    Shloka
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